We all have first date horror stories. Here is a short list of things that have actually happened to me where I there was no way in hell I was going out with the person again. Ever.
1. They start talking about their ex….and then trail off with a longing look in their eyes. Umm, no. That person wants their ex back and is using you to fill time. Fuck that. Next!
2. The person can’t look you in the eye but tends to steer the conversation in a certain direction. For women it’s when men steer the convo towards sex. For men it’s when woman keep wanting to talk about money and how much the man makes. Women get turned off…men do too but that doesn’t stop them from still trying to sleep with the gold digger. Still, no second date for that woman…just messed up hair and a hard to explain sticky stain on her skirt.
3. When the person crosses the fine line of formality by getting too comfortable too quickly. If you’ve only known the person for 1 hour it’s one thing to accidentally burp…but it’s something totally wrong when the person purposely lifts their ass cheek, farts…sniffs the air and comments, “ahh, that’s a good one!” Pardon me? Can’t help be “blown” away by that person’s level of romance.
The farting comes later in the relationship…when you can give a good excuse as to why it’s happening. hehe 😛